jedihunter
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Post by jedihunter on Feb 23, 2007 18:21:14 GMT -5
Post jokes on "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly" format, if you don't know how... here are examples.
The Good: Your husband/wife is getting a decent fashion sense.
The Bad: They're cross-dressing.
The Ugly: They look better than you.
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The Good: Your little brother stopped trying to French-kiss you.
The Bad: He wants some buttsecks now.
The Ugly: He already wet his beak in the matter while you were sleeping.
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The Good: Your daughter got a job.
The Bad: As a prostitute.
The Ugly: Your co-workers are her biggest clients.
The Very ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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Post by Nachlader on Feb 24, 2007 13:03:01 GMT -5
Just a rubbish one btw, can't think of anything better.
G: You won that bet that your friend would lose his virginity before the leavers prom. B: He did your mother. U: It happened 9 months before you were born.
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jedihunter
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Post by jedihunter on Feb 24, 2007 23:46:40 GMT -5
Just a rubbish one btw, can't think of anything better. G: You won that bet that your friend would lose his virginity before the leavers prom. B: He did your mother. U: It happened 9 months before you were born. LOL, that was actually very good. The Good: Your giving your daughter the Birds and the Bees talk and it seems to be going pretty well. The Bad: She keeps interupting. The Ugly: With corrections.
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Post by Angry Sheepdog on Feb 25, 2007 16:04:47 GMT -5
Wow, these are pretty good. I'm gunna edit this when I can think of at least a half-baked one.
EDIT: good: you got a job bad: you get paid minimum wage ugly: you are the person who cleans the toilets at Taco Bell
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jedihunter
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Post by jedihunter on Feb 25, 2007 16:55:30 GMT -5
Wow, these are pretty good. I'm gunna edit this when I can think of at least a half-baked one. EDIT: good: you got a job bad: you get paid minimum wage ugly: you are the person who cleans the toilets at Taco Bell The Very Ugly: The food causes diarrhea.
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Post by Angry Sheepdog on Feb 25, 2007 19:06:08 GMT -5
Ha, I thought that was sorta understood...
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jedihunter
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Post by jedihunter on Feb 26, 2007 18:31:06 GMT -5
The Good: You're getting a promotion at work.
The Bad: Your boss still thinks your gay.
The Ugly: He is too, and he wants you to be his secretary.
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Post by Angry Sheepdog on Feb 27, 2007 6:29:28 GMT -5
Uh oh lol the good: its a snow-day and you can't get to work the bad: you don't get paid for days off the ugly: you are the snowplow guy I know that's not so good but its still funny.
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Post by Nachlader on Feb 27, 2007 13:07:05 GMT -5
G: Your boss proudly invites you for dinner. B: He chokes on a prawn and dies. U: He was to ask you if you wanted to be promoted.
G: You found (as in create) a new city that grows to be a metropolis. B: A fire breaks out and threatens to blaze the place down. U: The fire starts at the only fire station in the city.
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Post by jedihunter on Feb 27, 2007 14:59:45 GMT -5
The good: You got a new job as a vet. The Ugly: You take out the you know whats of cats. The Very Ugly: You enjoy it.
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Post by Angry Sheepdog on Feb 27, 2007 16:30:24 GMT -5
What about the bad? lol
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Post by jedihunter on Feb 27, 2007 18:14:34 GMT -5
Oh yeah, I meant the ugly as the bad, and the very ugly as the ugly. "The Very ugly" is reserved for the worst case scenario.
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Post by Angry Sheepdog on Feb 28, 2007 17:06:01 GMT -5
good: your wife buys you a pet bag: it is a poodle ugly: it pisses on the couch very ugly: while you are on it very very ugly: while watching the Super Bowl very very very ugly: your friends are there watching as well ha, not too good but I managed to add in smileys and a very very very ugly. I coulda gone on but it would get boring lol.
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Post by jedihunter on Mar 1, 2007 14:56:19 GMT -5
good: your wife buys you a pet bag: it is a poodle ugly: it pisses on the couch very ugly: while you are on it very very ugly: while watching the Super Bowl very very very ugly: your friends are there watching as well ha, not too good but I managed to add in smileys and a very very very ugly. I coulda gone on but it would get boring lol. The Roseanne Barr Ugly: It pissed on you.
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Post by Angry Sheepdog on Mar 1, 2007 15:11:55 GMT -5
lol, nice.
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